They
cried, "The
World will not be ready for it!"
But we did not care, we pushed on...
BangBus
Victim:Kate,
it's Mom "..."
Kate
was found by ugly and I when she was strolling across the street
from some tienda thats spanish for store in little havana Ugly
wasted no time he jumped on that bitch in seconds flat usually we
wait to get the girl on the side of the van where I can do my
smooth operation but Ugly wanted her bad enough to attempt to pick
her up in the middle of the fuckin road he's always been crazy
like that. Im sure one day soon a cop is just gonna stop us for
that shit. So anyway Kate was looking for South Beach, she had
been staying with a couple of friends that work to much to show
her the sites of Miami and I had actually just got certified in
tour guiding so I took it upon myself to show her how to get to
South Beach taking the scenic route. Ohhhh shit I almost forgot at
first we wanted to pick up a painter friend of mine named Pablo
but he chickened out and his Colombian friend Manny went with us
instead it was funny because he talked just like the Manny from
scar face the movie. Anyway he was cool and dizzy blonde girls
really seem to dig that cheezy latino "your lips say no but
your eyes say yes" accent at least Kate seemed to enjoy it so
we shoved off to the beach but Ugly got really lost so we took a
route we knew better by the way the story with Kate was that she
was in Miami vistitng friends she seemed smart but really had no
clue what she was in for and manny really liked her he couldn't
keep his hands off her smelling hair and shit she was cool you
know your typical party college girl spending mommy and daddys
money learning how to take better gravity bong hits and how many
shots she could take before she would pass out to wake up with her
pants unbuttoned.. Im not going to go on and on like usuall but
the movie is great its a real american college girl spread wide
for your viewing enjoyment and theres one part where I had a heart
to heart talk with Kates mom on her cell phone about hers
daughters activities out side of school...........
